alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(via pettyinpunk)

heliolisk:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

do you ever wash your face and feel like a whole new person afterwards 

image

image

image

(via paradeshitter)

scatteringstarslikesprinkles:

iamspacekisses:

I AM CRYING

HE WAS POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL AND DRANK DEMON BLOOD

scatteringstarslikesprinkles:

iamspacekisses:

I AM CRYING

HE WAS POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL AND DRANK DEMON BLOOD

(via madieorally)

tvvink:

don’t forget the four h’s of puberty kids!

hungry

horny

hideous

horribly depressed

(via rian-run-away-with-me)

paninya:

"ur just into girls to get attention"

yeah girls attention

(via sratthatfrat)

I don’t wanna be your friend, I wanna kiss your neck.
the 1975. (via youthpalm)

(via unconsciouselection)

nomorefreerandy:

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

That awkward moment when you break the shower wall….

nomorefreerandy:

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

That awkward moment when you break the shower wall….

image

(via reading-under-stars)

kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

( ͡°_ ͡°)

(via mogworld)

jesuschristvevo:

really close to my next thousand!!!! calories that ive consumed so far today

(via g-iggle)

velvvetreceipts:

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

(via thestateofdreamingisme)

bynce:

Gym teacher: “where are your gym shoes”
Me: image

(via maliciousmelons)

THEME BY ARCANINES