crapuccinos:

i am like a hexagon

all my hecks r gone

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FRICK I HATE YOU SO MUCH

marry jack

fuck dan

kill patrick i’m so sorry patrick ily

fmk in my ask box go

captorquest:

one time in freshman year my biology teacher was teaching us about chromosomal disorders and apparently some women can have three X chromosomes and she went to go look up some pictures of what some women afflicted with this condition look like. unfortunately my teacher typed in “XXX females” and that worked about just as well as you’d expect

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beautifulthingsthathurtsogood:

I am literately crying.

(via daphnesalazar)

fuck tim tebow marry jennifer lawrence kill lady gaga

fmk in my ask box go

fuck steve marry guy kill dr phil

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fuck rita marry harry kill oprah

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yourethekanyetomykanye:

sometimelow:

jaseys:

hey guys, my best friend stephanie’s birthday is coming up and there is this contest our local radio station is hosting for her to win her favorite band, fall out boy. can you imagine if i could win this for her? she would literally be in tears it’d be the best birthday ever. all you need to do to help me make this dream come true is click the link! that’s all! i’m already in 16th place and need to be in either 1st or 2nd place to win the passes so please help it’d be greatly appreciated. also if you would reblog this i would be so grateful.

please reblog this!

does it count if you also refresh the  page a bunch of times cuz that’s what i did

no click once per day until the 28th or else she can be disqualified for spam thank u!!!

jaseys:

hey guys, my best friend stephanie’s birthday is coming up and there is this contest our local radio station is hosting for her to win her favorite band, fall out boy. can you imagine if i could win this for her? she would literally be in tears it’d be the best birthday ever. all you need to do to help me make this dream come true is click the link! that’s all! i’m already in 16th place and need to be in either 1st or 2nd place to win the passes so please help it’d be greatly appreciated. also if you would reblog this i would be so grateful.

please reblog this!

(via jaseys)

marry jay z kill snorlax fuck jesus

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fuck holly marry stella kill maria

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fuck tay marry taylor swift kill anne

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i would fuck you marry jack and kill myself

fmk in my ask box go