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svveden:

why are you crying? here suck my dick it’ll make you feel better

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slenclerman:

my sister and her boyfriend are literally so perfect for each other because they are both equally emotional
like one time they were playing super smash bros and he beat my sister so my sister was a little put out but he thought that he had really upset her so he started crying…

yugoslavic:

ohsunfury:

yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

i bet its because of my fanfics xD

i bet its not

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whybray:

HA HA YOU’RE BLURRY

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bleu:

have you ever seen someone so hot that you dont belive they are even real

(via thenarks)

honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”

(via mightyfalls)

fuck dave marry zac kill joseph

fmk in my ask box go

fuck whataburger marry chick fil a kill mcdonalds

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fuck dr phil marry jesus kill santa

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marry miley fuck marina kill lana

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uuuuuuuuuuuuuh fuck alex’s grandpa???? marry flyzik kill my history teacher. sorry ms o’keefe

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marry justin fuck amanda kill tyra

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marry obama fuck clinton kill romney

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